Look at this. cool, right?
Go drink some juice.
Read a book.
Have a nice day.

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

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pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

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im-alex-s:

partofyourdream:

THIS FUCKING SHOW OMG

the grim adventures of billy & mandy was perfect

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beinghipsteristoomainstream:

why is it socially acceptable for guys to sag their pants all the way down to their knees but if a girl shows a little bit of her bra it’s hOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING SLUT SHAME ON YOU WOW THAT’S SO NOT CLASSY LET’S DRESS CODE YOU IF YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS AND DISHONOR ON YOU DISNHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY DISHONOR ON YOUR COW 

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nowyoukno:

Sign the petition to end unfair subsidies.

(Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) Follow for more facts.

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nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

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funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

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odinsblog:

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

Best unboxing everrrr 😂

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thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

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givingblowjobs:

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

this is all i need

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bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your bullshit out of here

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